Why do certain guest suites remain perpetually reserved for patrons who never seem to check out, and what's behind those private dining rooms that serve meals ordered from menus not available to other guests? Which elevator stops require special keys that even the concierge doesn't possess, and why do some visitors arrive with luggage that bellhops refuse to handle? What's housed in those upper floors that aren't accessible through the main guest elevators?
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Welcome to Woldorf Astoria Hotel! It’s time for some vacation in this lovely place. You are now protected and safe in this extravaganza resort. There is nothing wrong that would happen here, isn’t it?